Rounders celebrity poker scene

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Mike: 'Amarillo Slim, the greatest proposition gambler of all time, held to his father's maxim, 'You can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once''.Worm: 'I need your charity like I need your cock up my ass.'.Worm: '.with those fake Versace shirts and shit?'.Mike: 'Not hungry?', after KGB throws the Oreo's against the wall after losing a big hand.Worm: 'If you want to see this next card then you will stop speaking fucking Sputnik.'.Worm: 'When the money is gone, it's time to move on.'.Worm: 'Fuck you and your never-ending string of boats.'.It has earthy undertones, a smooth draw, and enough kick to win me the high and the low.' Mike: 'I have what is called 'the wheel'.Mike: 'I'm sorry John, I don't remember.'.Playing all-night, high-limit hold'em at the Taj, where the sand turns to gold.' Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Worm: 'You know what always cheers me up? Rolled up aces over kings.Worm: 'You should have played those Kings, Mike.'.KGB: 'I'm just paying you with your own money from the last time I stick it in you.'.Mike: 'I felt like Buckner walking back into Shea.'.

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Mike: 'Listen, if you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table then you ARE the sucker.'.Kinish: 'And I need a blowjob from Christy Turlington.'.Worm: 'In the poker game of life, women are the rake.

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